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  • charlieismyqueen:

    esotericbeefarmer:

    polyturtles:

    polyturtles:

    polyturtles:

    It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

    I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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    Yes.

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    Hell yes.

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    Hell.

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    Fucking.

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    Yes.

    I am so, so proud of you.

    When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you. 

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  • infinidegree:

    jiizzzlle:

    victoriatheunicorn:

    i think i want to see a cartoon about these guys

    Omg.. The way the cat slows down to allow the bun to catch up, probably because it knows how much the bun likes to stop and look at stuff

    has anyone noticed THAT THE BUNNY IS TRYING TO WALK LIKE THE CAT.

    BUNNIES FUCKING HOP

    ajsdghasjdghajsdgh :3 :3

    (Source: onlycatgifs, via itsagifnotagif)

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  • Oh God this is me! .__./

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  • the-misadventures-of-lele:

    yuugir00:

    hotbloodedmolestia:

    roorooartmodblog:

    kiragaaraisme:

    arminsduck:

    lizziebzy:

    vmsteeler:

    monkberrymoon:

    dearlyforgotten:

    webelieveinyesterday:

    Reblog if you understand this..

    Lord have mercy on you if you dont.

     >Things I miss.

    i get it!

    How can you not get this?

    idgi

    Do i understand?

    Ha!!!!!!

    Fairly odd parents references doe

    Darnit now the darn theme song is stuck in my head

    If you didn’t scream “chocolate shake!” at the end, you ain’t shit

    Hahahaha, omg, so hilarious when i get it xD

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  • i-dreamt-a-dream-tonight:

    PUSHEEN CAKE POPS! 

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  • fencer-x:

    flunflun:

    kanaya-in-the-tardis:

    deranged-baby:

    OMFG THE BROWN ONE HAS ANGRY EYEBROWS

    "Yes this is my deer friend. Deer friend is pretty like snow. You hurt deer friend I will hurt you."

    the only thing I think of when I see this is like

    this has been on my dash several times now and it won’t stop being adorable.

    (Source: zay4ik, via queenlucinda)

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  • thatamandagurrl:

    to-the-tardis-sterek:

    i am physically incapable of not reblogging this

    This makes me happy every time I see it.

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  • castielinablanket:

    lightspeedsound:

    manybodies:

    lightspeedsound:

    lunapics:

    theshells:

    I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck awaythe boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

    ….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

    Hermione Granger also: 

    • punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 
    • purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 
    • literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
    • Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 
    • Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 
    • Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

    in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

    Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

    Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”

    Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”

    Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”

    Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.” 

    Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”

    Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”

    Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts” 

    If Hermione had been The Chosen One Voldemort would have been defeated while she was still in her crib.

    Oooh lightspeedsound Oh God, you’re so funny xD I just imagine the trailer lol

    (Source: fallforwatsonmoved, via itsagifnotagif)

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